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About Me Member Comic Artist pipes-and-emeraldsUnited Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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  • Current Residence: Loughborough
  • Interests: Music, Mario & Sonic ^_^, skating, drinking!
  • Favourite movie: Haggard & Clockwork orange
  • Favourite band or musician: HIM, Cradle, Maiden, Bodom
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, gothic, death metal etc..
  • Favourite artist: nintendo!
  • Favourite game: Mario & Sonic
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gamecube
  • Favourite cartoon character: Mario & Sonic

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:iconjerseynoodles:
Startin' over, eh?

Best o' luck...

And oh yeah...

Baretnder: Yes mate, what can I get ya?
Valo: 2 shots, filled to the brim, with alcohol.
Bartender: Ya allright there mate?
Valo: Yea, No.
Bartender: Yea, no?
Valo: Yea...
Bartender:...What the hell?
Valo: Oh, it's just naked Dave.
Bartender: Oh, friend of yours? Looks like you got girl problems or something.
Valo: Mm Hmm. My buddy was havin' girl problems, I was helpin' 'em out for 3 goddamn' weeks. Next thing you know, I see him up there with some hot ass girl. And my other dipshit who won the appliance of the future contest is walkin' around with a diamond mountainbike. And I invited a girl here, and she didn't show up, and therefore, I'm drinking.


I've said it before, and I'm sayin' it again. You're righteously cute...
:iconjerseynoodles:
I'm hoping this is the English girl I've spoken with on a few occassions...

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